ISSUE: Fall 2016
Undenis pedibusque syllabisque
et multo sale nec tamen protervo
notus gentilibus ille Martialis
et notus populis (quid invidetis?)
non sum Andraemone notior caballo.
Yes, I’m that Martial known all across the world
for my elegiac couplets, hendecasyllables,
and my sharp but never reckless wit. Why envy me?
Some cat on YouTube gets more hits.